After months of being in hiding thecoocoocook abducted my brain and my mouth and when the lights came back on I had somehow invited five ladies to a buffet. And they weren't riffraff either. These are classy chicks. With posh palates. What was she THINKING? Here I am, of late rendered too culinary challenged and insecure to toast bread, neck deep in martyrdom, mourning my perceived loss of my cooking talents. And she throws me in the fire. Traitorous bitch.
Have I been enjoying my dry spell? My gastronomic writers block? No. Sorta. Feeling sorry for myself has its benefits. Where else would I get a good excuse to drink?
But all in all nothing makes me happier than the planning, the research, the recipes, the shopping list, the todo list, the preparation, the presentation, the taste and the immense satisfaction. Even when it's not great. Because I learnt what NOT to do and that was good too. Until I started being so damn hard on myself.
Thanks to the inadvertent buffet I was forced to bluff my way through it. And that's thanks to thecoocoocook and her big mouth. It turns out being a crackpot is all it's cracked up to be.
xx
J
CAESAR SALAD
This
salad contains lots of really cool stuff that aren't technically
necessary. But they're cool. Up to you, and your location of course.
(God knows, if I mention caperberries in Saldanha in no time the
Weslander will be reporting that "Homegrown Girl Introduces West Coast
To Hip City Drugs"). So substitute is the Word of the Day. If you can't
find caperberries use regular capers. If you can't find white anchovies
don't use brown ones (they're too salty), just leave it out. And
obviously you can use regular eggs if you can't find quail, but halve
the amount. Obviously. As for the dressing, you can cheat and use any storebought
Caesar Salad Dressing - I like Ina Paarman's. (Apologies to my mother who hates her, based on a mysterious encounter way back when I was in diapers).
Salad
60-80g Mixed salad leaves
180g Chicken breast
8 Rashers streaky bacon
6 White anchovies
6 Quail eggs (I could only find pickled ones from Woolworths)
1/4c Caperberries
1/2c Croutons
Parmesan shavings
Slice
the chicken breast thinly and fry slowly until just done
but not browned. Season and cool completely. For the bacon, use very
little oil, or a spray, and
keep the heat really really low. Leave it to do its thing for 20 minutes
or so, checking every now and again to turn over if necessary. You
can't rush bacon crisping. Once very crisp drain on kitchen towel, allow
to cool completely and break in two. Toss
with the chicken, salad leaves and half the dressing. Sprinkle with caperberries
and croutons, decorate with quail eggs, anchovies and parmesan shavings.
Serve with the rest of the dressing.
Dressing
2T Mayonnaise (not tangy)
60g Parmesan grated
1 Garlic clove crushed
1 Brown anchovy
1/2t Lemon juice
1/2t Caster sugar
Mix
everything together and process until smooth, adding water until you
have the right consistency. I found that the parmesan made the texture
gritty. There appears to be various schools of thought on that, but for
me personally it was too gritty so I actually added hot water instead of
cold to melt the parmesan somewhat. Season to taste.
SEARED BEEF CARPACCHIO WITH PEPPER AVO SALSA & HORSERADISH MAYO
250g Fillet
1T Black peppercorns
1/2T Salt
60ml Red onion chopped
80ml Red pepper chopped
80ml Yellow pepper chopped
30ml Baby capers or chopped capers
1/2 Avo chopped
1T Lemon juice
30ml Mayo
30ml Creamed horseradish
1/2c Rocket
Rub
the fillet with salt, pepper and a little olive oil then sear over high heat for
2-3 minutes on all sides. Allow to rest for 10 minutes then wrap
tightly in clingwrap like a cracker. Put in the fridge for at least 4
hours or overnight. Mix together the peppers, avo, capers, lemon juice
and season. Process the mayo, horseradish and half the rocket with a little water to loosen it a bit. Smear
half the mayo on a platter. Slice the fillet very thinly and place on
the platter, sliding them around a bit to pick up some of the mayo.
Sprinkle with the salsa and the rest of the rocket and serve with the
extra mayo on the side.
SALMON TERRINE WITH GREEN OLIVE & VANILLA DRESSING
Terrine
250g Smoked salmon slices
100g Smoked salmon chopped
250g Fresh salmon
1/2 Onion chopped finely
80g Butter
1 Egg yolk
1T White wine
1T Lemon juice
40g
Clarified butter (slowly heat 60g butter until it starts foaming then
strain through muslin cloth, it should leave you with about 40g
clarified butter)
Use a terrine
mould or, as I did, a small breadloaf tin. Rub the inside with olive oil
then line with plastic wrap. Line the tin base and sides with the
smoked salmon slices, overlapping slightly, letting the excess hang over
the sides. Sprinkle the fresh salmon with 1/2t salt and allow to stand
for 20 minutes. Melt the butter and fry the onion until soft but not
browned. Add the salmon and the wine and simmer for 3 - 4 minutes.
Remove the salmon, flake and cool. Turn the heat up and reduce the
juices by half. Cool then add the salmon and the rest of the
ingredients. Mix well then carefully fill the mould. Fold the excess
salmon slices over and cover with the excess clingwrap, pressing down
slightly to firm up. Put in the fridge for at least 4 hours (I made mine
the night before).
Dressing
1/2 Vanilla pod halved
5 Green olives finely chopped
3T Onion finely chopped
2T Green olive brine
2T Verjuice
100ml Olive oil
1T Chives chopped
Heat the olive
brine and verjuice, add the vanilla pod and simmer for 2 minutes. Add
the olives and onion and cool. Scrape the seeds from the pod into the
dressing and whisk the olive oil in slowly.
Unwrap
the covering clingwrap and put a serving plate facedown on top of the tin. Hold the two together and tip over. Knock the tin until the terrine slides out onto the plate. Carefully peel off the clingwrap,
drizzle with the dressing and the chives.
PORTOBELLO AND SPINACH QUICHE
Base
100g Butter frozen in small blocks
320ml Flour
1/2t Salt
1 Small egg
1 Small egg yolk
50ml Ice water
Process until mixture resembles large breadcrumbs. Don't allow the butter to melt completely. Whisk the eggs and water together then slowly add to the butter and flour mixture. Don't overmix. Flatten into a circle, wrap in clingwrap and put in the fridge for an hour. Roll out to fit quiche dish. Spray with non-stick spray and fit the dough into the dish. Freeze for at least half an hour. I froze mine overnight.
Heat oven to 190C and move rack to the lower third of the oven. Line the dough with greaseproof paper, making sure to cover the sides as well, and fill with dried beans. Bake for 20 minutes, rotate and bake for another 20 minutes. Remove the beans and paper and cover the outside crust with strips of foil, scrunching carefully not to damage it. Bake for another 15 - 20 minutes until golden brown, keeping a careful eye on it and rotating if necessary. Cool completely.
Filling
1T Butter
250g Portobello mushrooms sliced
4c Spinach roughly chopped
1 Garlic clove crushed
5 Small eggs
200ml Whipping cream
200ml Full fat milk
1t Salt
1/2t Pepper
350ml Strong cheddar grated
Reduce heat to 160C. Fry the mushrooms in the butter until cooked but firm. Remove and discard all but 1T of the liquid. Add the garlic and the spinach. Cover with a lid and cook until soft. Turn up the heat and fry off the rest of the liquid. Add to the mushrooms, season then cool completely.
Whisk together the eggs, cream, milk, salt and pepper. Sprinkle half the cheese into the base followed by the mushroom and spinach. Sprinkle over the rest of the cheese and pour over the egg mixture. Bake for 25 minutes, rotate and bake for another 25 minutes. Test with a toothpick to ensure done, baking for another few minutes if necessary. Allow to stand for about 20 minutes to cool and set.
TRICOLORE PASTA WITH CASHEW & ROCKET PESTO
Pesto
50g Cashews
30g Rocket
10g Basil
60ml Parmesan grated
1/2 Garlic clove crushed
125ml Olive oil
1t Lemon juice
This will give you double the amount you need for the pasta, but you may as well make extra! Dry roast the cashews in a pan. Cool then process everything together. Check seasoning but you shouldn't need to add any - the parmesan will add the salt and the rocket will add the pepper.
Pasta
200g Tagliatelle (I made fresh, according to the recipe in the Giddyuppychef post)
10 Cherry tomatoes quartered
50g Rocket roughly chopped
1/4c Red onion chopped
125g Ricotta
Cook the tagliatelle, drain and immediately add about half the pesto while still warm. Cool completely then add the rest of the ingredients and mix through.